Scientist (73 blagues)

What do we want?
TIME TRAVEL!
When do we want it?
THAT’S IRRELEVANT!

What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?

Fat. You get fat.

• 🍔 Food
• 🍩 Overweight

What do you get when you eat 3.14 slices of cake?

Diabetes.

• 🍔 Food

What happens if you put a humidifier and a dehumidifier in the same room?

Well that’s just a wireless hose

• 💭 Thoughts

What idiot called it a “randomized clinical trial controlled with placebo” and not “trick or treatment”?

What’s a work life balance and should we buy one for the lab?

What’s the difference between an extroverted mathematician and an introverted one?

The extroverted looks at your shoes, rather than at his own shoes

When Batman is investigating a crime, the most likely explanation is that the Joker did it.
That’s Arkham’s Razor.

• 🧙‍♂️ Fantasy

Who needs the dang metric system when we have a perfectly good system of measurement based off the foot size of and old English king?

• 👷 Engineer

Why didn’t 4 ask out 5
Because he was 2².