Scientist (70 blagues)

Study 3 years for degree.
Study 3 more for PhD.
Join lab, start working.
Spend years studying problem.
Form hypothesis, gather evidence.
Test hypothesis, form conclusions.
Report findings, clear peer review.
Findings published, reported in press.

Guy on internet: “Bullshit.”

Then he ordered a drink. A tachyon walks into a bar.

The only thing Flat-Earthers fear
Is sphere itself.

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There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
And only a fraction of people will find that funny.

To triple 1034482758620689655172413793, simply move the final 3 to the front.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says:
“I’ll have some H2O.”

The second says:
“I’ll have some H2O too.”
Then he dies.

We are Schrodinger’s cats
We are legion
We may be alive
We may be dead
Expect us (or not)

What do we want?
TIME TRAVEL!
When do we want it?
THAT’S IRRELEVANT!

What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?

Fat. You get fat.

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• 🍩 Overweight

What do you get when you eat 3.14 slices of cake?

Diabetes.

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