Scientist (75 blagues)

Who needs the dang metric system when we have a perfectly good system of measurement based off the foot size of and old English king?

• 👷 Engineer

Why didn’t 4 ask out 5
Because he was 2².

WHY HAVE NONE OF YOU TOLD ME THAT 1337% OF π IS 42?!

You can always spot extroverted mathematicians — they’re the ones who look at your feet.

Zombie : Scientific name Homo Coprophagus Somnambulus.