Thoughts (215 blagues)

99.9% of people are idiots.
Fortunately, I belong to the other 1%.

Aaugh! It’s a half-hour later than it was half an hour ago! Run! Run!

A bit of violence never hurt anyone.

A common problem in standardization is people.

• 🖥️ Technology

• 🧞 Genie and wishes
• 🖥️ Technology

A goal is a dream with a deadline

Aim high. No one dreams of being an accountant. (with apologies to accountants)

All I desire for my own burial is not to be buried alive.

• ⚰️ Dark humor

All my friends have birthdays this year

Almost every hand you’ve shaken have had a dick in it at some point.

• 🍆 Sex