Overweight (9 blagues)

Call a girl beautiful 1,000 times and she won’t think twice…
Call a girl fat once and she’ll always remember.

Because elephants never forget.

• 🚺 Misogyny

Did you ever see the graffiti on Kensington Library?
There was a sign saying “Reading maketh a full man, conference a ready man, and writing an exact man. – Bacon” and someone added “maketh a fat man”.
It remains my favourite graffiti.

• 💭 Thoughts

If someone calls you Fat, just ignore them.
You are bigger than that!

“I love you lots snuggles” said my girlfriend
“And I love you tons” I replied.
“Wow fine, you don’t have a nickname for me?” she said angrily.
Sometimes I swear the fat cunt’s going deaf.

• 👫 Man and woman

Lord_Voldemort : Yo Mamma is so fat, wingardium leviosa couldn’t lift her.

What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?

Fat. You get fat.

• 🍔 Food
• 🔬 Scientist

Wife: Does this dress make me look fat?
Me: You promise not to get mad no matter what i say?
Wife: Yes
Me: I fucked your sister

• 🔥 Cheating
• 👫 Man and woman

Your mom is so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter “O”…
O B C D…

Your mom is so fat that, a group of people started believing that your mom is actually flat.

• 💥 Insults