Technology (195 blagues)

A post mortem? Ha! That would require us to have some idea as to what just happened.

are u http? because without u im just ://

A startup celebrating raising capital is like celebrating that you bought condoms before a date.

• 🍆 Sex

A web developer walked into a bar. But quickly left when he saw the table layout.

A wise person once said, “Hardware eventually fails. Software eventually works.”

Before the Internet, we had to be physically in the same room to work together. Now we just need to be willing to relocate to San Francisco!

BEFORE WE CAN SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION WE MUST SEIZE THE MEANS OF STAGING

• ☭ Social system

Being an expert in social media is like being an expert at taking the bread out of the refrigerator.

Best knot:

1. put a pair of headphones in your pocket step
2. wait 1 minute

• 🔬 Scientist

Bill Gates woke up in the morning and found that his Mexican housekeepers were gone.
He asked his wife Melinda where they went, who replied that Steve Jobs showed up earlier and offered them the same work at his mansion for double their previous wage.
Bill became furious. “Fucking Jobs, coming here and taking our immigrants!”