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Technology (195 blagues)
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- What is a pirate’s least favorite letter?
- Dear Sir/Ma’am,
We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons:
Illegal Downloading
What I thought dating a software engineer would be like: “honey, I got an AI robot maid to do all our cooking for us”.
What dating a software engineer is actually like: “if that microwave connects to the internet we’re heating all our food with a blowtorch from now on”
- What’s the difference between EA and my uncle?
- My uncle didn’t take my money when he fucked me.
When a guy’s printer type began to grow faint, he called a local repair shop where a friendly man informed him that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned. Because the store charged $50 for such cleanings, he told him he might be better off reading the printer’s manual and trying the job himself.
Pleasantly surprised by his candor, he asked, “Does your boss know that you discourage business?”
“Actually, it is my boss’s idea,” the employee replied sheepishly.
“We usually make more money on repairs if we let people try to fix things themselves first.”
When an app or a service is described as “AI-powered” or “ML-based”, I read it as “unreliable, unpredictable, and impossible to reason about behavior”.
I try to avoid “AI” because I want computers to be the opposite: reliable, predictable, reasonable.
Whenever you’re about to post something that begins with, “like my status if…” just stop and re-evaluate your life.
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When I was growing up, # was pound, not hashtag
Good thing it changed, since “pound metoo” would’ve been sending the wrong message.