A startup celebrating raising capital is like celebrating that you bought condoms before a date

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A startup celebrating raising capital is like celebrating that you bought condoms before a date.

Une blague au hasard ?

Blague courte 👇

What’s the difference between a rimshot and a rimjob?: One goes ba dum tiss, the other is da bum kiss.

The new sex position is called Brexit:
It’s when you promise to pull out but you don’t.

Plus de blagues 👇