je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
Bill Gates woke up in the morning and found that his Mexican housekeepers were gone.
He asked his wife Melinda where they went, who replied that Steve Jobs showed up earlier and offered them the same work at his mansion for double their previous wage.
Bill became furious. “Fucking Jobs, coming here and taking our immigrants!”
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
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