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If you say the radius of a pizza is “z” and its thickness is “a” — The volume of the pizza will be calculated by pi*z*z*a.

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If you watch NASA backwards, it’s about a space agency that has no spaceflights capability, then does low-orbit flights, then lands on moon.

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I get the feeling many non-mathematicians think mathematics would be easy if only it was translated out of mathematical notation.
I get the feeling many mathematicians think every other subject would be easy if only it was translated into mathematical notation.

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I liked this paper, but it’s a pity the tables and graphs were on the page they were discussed instead of hidden at the end
No one. Ever
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I’ll bet the best part of being a scientist is constantly having your hard work and research questioned by people who spent every science class peeling glue from their hands.

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Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight…
There would be mass confusion.

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Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight? there would be mass confusion.

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In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice.
But, in practice, there is.

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Is 25.8069 the root of all evil?

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I wanted to post a joke about Sodium but I was like Na, people won’t understand.

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