Scientist (70 blagues)

• 👷 Engineer

I’ll bet the best part of being a scientist is constantly having your hard work and research questioned by people who spent every science class peeling glue from their hands.

Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight…
There would be mass confusion.

Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight? there would be mass confusion.

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice.
But, in practice, there is.

Is 25.8069 the root of all evil?

I wanted to post a joke about Sodium but I was like Na, people won’t understand.

Like the ski resort full of girls looking for husbands and husbands looking for girls, the situation is not as symmetrical as it might seem.

• 🔥 Cheating
• 💭 Thoughts

🌓🌎🌞 ← lunar eclipse

🌎🌓🌞 ← solar eclipse

🌎🌞🌗 ← apocalypse

My girlfriend is leaving me saying I am not American enough.
Saw it coming a kilometer away.

• 🇺🇸 America