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Money (73 blagues)
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Given the current price of gas, it’s cheaper to snort cocain and run where I gotta go.
🔗Voir la blagueI am getting so sick of millennials and their attitude.
Always walkin around like they rent the place.
I asked my mother if I was a gifted child.
She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.
🔗Voir la blagueI beat cancer.
If they suddenly find a cure for cancer now, I’ll be so mad!
This joke was about student loans.
🔗Voir la blagueIf i had $1 for every girl that didn’t find me attractive, they would eventually find me attractive.
🔗Voir la blagueIf I had a dollar for every time someone over forty told me my generation sucks…
Then I could afford a house in the economy they ruined.
If I had a nickel for every time I didn’t know what was going on, I’d be like “why do I keep getting all these fucking nickels?”
🔗Voir la blagueIf robbers ever broke into my house and start searching for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.
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