Money (76 blagues)

What do Apple and Donald Trump have in common?

I would say that they both think de-porting is the answer when there’s no more Jobs, but I shouldn’t compare apples to oranges.

• 🇺🇸 America
• 🗳️ Politician

What is the best male contraceptive ?

An empty wallet.

• 👫 Man and woman

What is the most expensive video-streaming service at this time?

College

When I was a kid, mum used to send me to the shops with 50p. I could come home with a chicken, 2 pints of milk, 6 eggs, 2 packs of bacon and a comic book.
You can’t do that nowadays though because of that fucking CCTV.

• ☭ Social system

With inflation at 7.5%, you lose half your money in 9 years. The only way to outperform that consistently, that I have found, is crypto. Just this year I’ve already lost half my money.

• 🖥️ Technology

You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy marshmallow which is kinda the same thing