I asked my mother if I was a gifted child…

je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,

I asked my mother if I was a gifted child.

She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.

Une blague au hasard ?

Blague courte 👇

It’s weird that people interpret the moral of The Pied Piper story as “Don’t trust strangers” when really it’s “Always pay freelancers”

If I got $1 every time a woman said I wasn’t her type
I’d be her type.

Plus de blagues 👇