If robbers ever broke into my house and start searching for money, I’d just laugh and search with them

je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,

If robbers ever broke into my house and start searching for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.

Blague courte 👇

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

If I had a nickel for every time I didn’t know what was going on, I’d be like “why do I keep getting all these fucking nickels?”