Fantasy (74 blagues)

Sad truth : 6 out of 7 dwarfs are not happy.

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BATMAN: pass
SUPERMAN: again?
BATMAN: can’t spell anything
SUPERMAN: rubbing temples not every word has to start with BAT

Superman is out flying and sees Wonder Woman naked on a rooftop with her legs wide open and moaning in delight
He thinks to himself that as he is faster than a speeding bullet he can do his business with her and fly off before she knows it. He toys with the idea and decides to go for it. He swoops down fucks her with lightning thrusts and zooms off in a flash. The whole event lasts less than a second. As soon as he’s gone Wonder Woman gasps, sits up and yells “what the hell was that?!”

“I don’t know but my ass hurts like hell” replies the invisible Man

Thanos’ finger snap would have a greater impact if they found a way to make it seem like half the audience disappeared.
Apparently only DC movies can do that.

• 🇺🇸 America

The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.
They’re the Tolkien white guys.

• 👨🏿 Black

THERAPIST: what do we say when we’re afraid of getting out of bed?

ME: “for Frodo”

THERAPIST nodding: for Frodo.

The reason Batman doesn’t cover his whole face is because he needs the police to know he’s white.

• 👮‍♂️ Policeman

Today I went on http://thesaurus.com and searched “ninjas”. The computer told me “Ninjas cannot be found”. Well played, ninjas, well played.