je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
Superman is out flying and sees Wonder Woman naked on a rooftop with her legs wide open and moaning in delight
He thinks to himself that as he is faster than a speeding bullet he can do his business with her and fly off before she knows it. He toys with the idea and decides to go for it. He swoops down fucks her with lightning thrusts and zooms off in a flash. The whole event lasts less than a second. As soon as he’s gone Wonder Woman gasps, sits up and yells “what the hell was that?!”
“I don’t know but my ass hurts like hell” replies the invisible Man
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
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