Fantasy (74 blagues)

Why was Yoda afraid of 7?

Because 6, 7 8.

witch: turns me into a frog now suffer
me: chilling on a leaf
witch: wait
me: experiencing happiness for the first time in my life
witch: wait no

YOUNGER ME WATCHING ANY NEW STAR WARS: Wait, so this society keeps reverting back to fascism no matter how many times the good guys win?? That’s ridiculous.
CURRENT ME WATCHING POLITICAL EVENTS: Oh.

• 🗳️ Politician

You think Chewbacca had a human dick or one of those red rocket things like dogs have?
George Lucas won’t respond to my emails.