Fantasy (77 blagues)

Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4 5 6 1 2 3?

In charge of the sequence, Yoda was.

Why does Batman only wear dark colors?

Easy. Batman doesn’t want to get shot.

Why does Robin only wear bright colors?

Easy. Batman doesn’t want to get shot.

Why doesn’t George R.R. Martin use Twitter?

Because he killed all 140 characters.

• 🖥️ Technology

Why was Yoda afraid of 7?

Because 6, 7 8.

witch: turns me into a frog now suffer
me: chilling on a leaf
witch: wait
me: experiencing happiness for the first time in my life
witch: wait no

YOUNGER ME WATCHING ANY NEW STAR WARS: Wait, so this society keeps reverting back to fascism no matter how many times the good guys win?? That’s ridiculous.
CURRENT ME WATCHING POLITICAL EVENTS: Oh.

• 🗳️ Politician

You think Chewbacca had a human dick or one of those red rocket things like dogs have?
George Lucas won’t respond to my emails.