Fantasy (77 blagues)

Today I went on http://thesaurus.com and searched “ninjas”. The computer told me “Ninjas cannot be found”. Well played, ninjas, well played.

Villains always have a PhD.
Dr. Doom, Dr. Octopus, Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Hannibal Lecter, or Dr. No. Even Dr. Frankenstein or Dr. Evil.
Meanwhile, the good guys usually stop at a master’s degree, like Master Yoda, Master Roshi, Master Splinter, Master Miyagi, Shifu, or Luke Skywalker himself.
Graduate studies corrupt the soul.

• 👷 Engineer

voldemort: so yeah suck it my soul is split across seven unique objects
harry potter: what the hell how why
voldemort: okay so first imagine we have a ledger of transactions, but instead of living in a single computer it lives on everybodys computer. now, by ‘mining’ we ca-

• 🖥️ Technology

Watching the federal government deal with COVID-19 is like watching the Ministry of Magic deal with Voldemort’s return.

What did Raichu say when it saw Pikachu

Raichu

What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?

HDMI

• 🖥️ Technology

When Batman is investigating a crime, the most likely explanation is that the Joker did it.
That’s Arkham’s Razor.

• 🔬 Scientist

When the fifty dwarves were down to eight, the others started getting suspicious of Hungry.

Why didn’t Elsa see a doctor for her sore throat and cough?

Because a cold never bothered her anyway.

• 👨‍⚕️ Doctor