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If you write out the basic facts of trees, but framed as technology, it sounds like impossible sci-fi nonsense. Self-replicating, solar-powered machines that synthesize carbon dioxide and rainwater into oxygen and sturdy building materials on a planetary scale.

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I hate that teeth require so much specific care, the rest of my bones are so low maintenance.

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I intend to live forever… so far, so good.

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I just read a list of “100 Things To Do Before You Die”…
I was quite surprised that “Yell for help” wasn’t one of them.

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I love how being an adult is just saying “But after this week things will slow down a bit again” to yourself until you die.

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I love that bands still pretend to leave before their encore, like peekaboo for adults.

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Imagine a world with no hypothetical situations.

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I’m a polyatheist. I disbelieve in many gods.

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I’m done with Self Care.
It’s time for Others Harm.

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I’m going insane.
Does anyone want anything?

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