Thoughts (219 blagues)

Who says nothing is impossible? I’ve done nothing for the past few years.

Who stumbles without falling makes a bigger step.

Why be informed when you can use your own feelings as fact?

Why do people think simple solutions are cheap? Simple is hard. Simple requires a lot of knowledge, experience and experts. Simple is expensive.

Why do we only get two sets of teeth but unlimited fucking toenails?

Why would anyone choose to go big when the alternative is getting to go home?

Would men mansplain less if we refer to it instead as correctile dysfunction?

• 🚹 Misandry

Yesterday, I changed a light bulb, crossed the street, and walked into a bar.
My life is a joke.

You are much more likely to get what you ask for than what you deserve.