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Thoughts (215 blagues)

Being powerful is like being a lady.
If you have to tell people you are, you aren’t.

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Bill Gates and Elon Musk should team-up and make a medicine to treat erectile dysfunction: ElonGates.

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Blessed are the cracked for they let in the light

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Business idea:

A gym that only charges when you don’t go.

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chores: I’ll do it later
replying to messages: I’ll do it later
sleep: I’ll do it later
life: I’ll do it later

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Coincidentally, what humans want to be true and what they believe is true is almost always the same thing.

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Complexity happens by default. Simplicity happens by design.

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Dance like nobody’s watching. Encrypt like everybody is.

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Did I “kill a plant”, or did the plant not have what it takes to thrive in this fast-paced environment?

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Did you ever see the graffiti on Kensington Library?
There was a sign saying “Reading maketh a full man, conference a ready man, and writing an exact man. – Bacon” and someone added “maketh a fat man”.
It remains my favourite graffiti.

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