Plus de blagues 👇

• Made the taxi wait an extra 10 min tonight then got in it and said “sorry about the wait” to which he replied “don’t worry pal av always been this size”…
• Cow: you’re good…
• The best argument against Democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter
• “A computer is like a mischievous genie…
• “Minds are basically computers” is wrong if you think of computers as abstract Turing machines but spot on if you think of computers as a horrible assemblage of kludges bridging incompatible legacy code which only work because critical bugs are masking other critical bugs
• Interviewer: How do you explain this four year gap on your resume? …