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Thoughts (216 blagues)
‘If you dare nothing, then, when the day is over, nothing is all you will have gained.’
Neil Gaiman
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If you don’t believe one man can change the world, then you, my son, are not he.
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If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style. The first greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they’re happy.
Dorothy Parker
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If you only sucked average sized penises…
You could accurately say that you suck a mean dick.
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If you’re chased by a serial killer, you’re both running for your lives.
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If you’re like 16-18 and you’re really depressed, just know it gets way worse. I promise.
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If you want to look good in front of thousands, you have to outwork thousands in front of nobody.
Damian Lillard
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