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- So I was having sex with my girlfriend at her parent’s house, and we were really getting it on with her moaning and groaning which woke up her dad…
- Before therapy: I think I’m fucked up…
- I am not an early bird or a night owl…
- “The United States can always be relied upon to do the right thing — having first exhausted all possible alternatives…
- I think I’m half-Batman, half-Spiderman, because I have no money, no powers
- Deer population is controlled by releasing wolves into an area…