je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day,
Push a man into a volcano and the sun god will ensure a bountiful harvest this season.
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- Sure, I made mistakes when I was younger…
- I once lasted 1 hour and 2 minutes in bed…
- Men, when you get into an argument with your wife, remember: she doesn’t want to hear your opinion
- A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely…
- The most awkward situation in urology occurs when a patient who is a few years post vasectomy comes in requesting a repeat semen analysis because their partner just got pregnant, the SA shows zero sperm and the patient is like, “wow I guess the child is a miracle
- I’m going insane…