je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
Men, when you get into an argument with your wife, remember: she doesn’t want to hear your opinion. She wants to hear HER opinion in a deeper voice.
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- “Before I met my wife, I always felt incomplete; now I’m finished”…
- Police: Knock knock…
- I showed up to my ex’s place to cash in a foot rub coupon he made me for Valentine’s Day ten years ago, his wife was kind of a bitch about it
- My girlfriend told me I only have two faults: apparently it’s everything I say, and everything I do
- I once lasted 1 hour and 2 minutes in bed…
- Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day…