je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,




I’m going insane.
Does anyone want anything?
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- My desire to be well informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane
- The most awkward situation in urology occurs when a patient who is a few years post vasectomy comes in requesting a repeat semen analysis because their partner just got pregnant, the SA shows zero sperm and the patient is like, “wow I guess the child is a miracle
- Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day…
- A heckler interrupted Nikita Khrushchev in the middle of a speech in which he denounced Stalin…
- I was chatting with this military bloke the other day, and the subject got onto how many women we have slept with…
- YOUNGER ME WATCHING ANY NEW STAR WARS: Wait, so this society keeps reverting back to fascism no matter how many times the good guys win?? That’s ridiculous…