je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,




The most awkward situation in urology occurs when a patient who is a few years post vasectomy comes in requesting a repeat semen analysis because their partner just got pregnant, the SA shows zero sperm and the patient is like, “wow I guess the child is a miracle.”
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- I was in a job interview today when the manager handed me his laptop and said, “I want you to try and sell this to me…
- Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day…
- I once lasted 1 hour and 2 minutes in bed…
- You: “I’m only 35, I have my whole life ahead of me…
- I’m going insane…
- I was chatting with this military bloke the other day, and the subject got onto how many women we have slept with…