Swallow, bitch! There are people starving in Africa

je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,

Swallow, bitch! There are people starving in Africa.

Une blague au hasard ?

Blague courte 👇

My girlfriend is mad because I could only last 2 minutes in bed.
In my defense it was doggy style so it’s more like 14 minutes.

I once lasted 1 hour and 2 minutes in bed.

Thank you daylight savings time.

Plus de blagues 👇

If you’re like 16-18 and you’re really depressed, just know it gets way worse
If your girlfriend asks if you would still love her if she was a worm, just say yes…
Some people manage their chronic illness with green smoothies and pilates…
Betty had a bit of butter, but the butter was bitter, so she mixed the bitter butter with the better butter to make the bitter butter better but it made the better butter bitter…
How Do You Spell Potato? …
Betty and Barbie, two blonde sisters had promised their uncle they would bury him at sea when he died…