je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
me: how can I impress your dad?
girlfriend: he’s really into cars
me: ok
[later]
her dad: nice to meet you
me: let’s talk about pixar’s finest movie
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
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- A guy walks past a mental hospital and hears a moaning voice “13………
- My wife got mad at me when she asked me “Which of my friends would you want a threesome with?”…
- Pleased to announce my wife and I finally completed a six hour negotiation to pick out the movie she’s going to look at her phone to while I fall asleep on the couch
- God: To make you all safer, I’ve made sure 50% of humanity is alert in the morning and 50% in the evening…