je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
God: To make you all safer, I’ve made sure 50% of humanity is alert in the morning and 50% in the evening
Humans: We’ll make the other 50% also get up in the morning
God: holdon
Humans: Not getting up at 5am is a moral failure
God: No, plz stop
Humans: society demands it, you bum
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- I asked my mother if I was a gifted child…
- Pleased to announce my wife and I finally completed a six hour negotiation to pick out the movie she’s going to look at her phone to while I fall asleep on the couch
- me: how can I impress your dad? …
- 23andme is a fake, rip-off scam website…
- I got my Covid test results back today…
- The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs…