je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
An American and a Soviet general meet and brag about their latest technology. The Soviet says:
“In the Soviet army we use robots to cut the hair of conscripts! They walk in, put their heads into a dome, it takes just ten seconds, and they’re done!”
“Wow, that’s amazing. But people don’t have identically shaped heads, do they?”
“Well, initially they don’t.”
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- Dinosaurs literally got taken out on the same planet we walk on today and people still think we’re invincible…
- voldemort: so yeah suck it my soul is split across seven unique objects…
- A soldier was given the job of hunting for buffalo…
- me: how can I impress your dad? …
- Why be informed when you can use your own feelings as fact?
- I asked my mother if I was a gifted child…