je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
A guy walks past a mental hospital and hears a moaning voice “13…….13…….13………13″.
The man looked over to the hospital and saw a hole in the wall, he looked through the hole and gets poked in the eye.
The moaning voice then groaned ‘14………14………14…….14.’
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- A soldier was given the job of hunting for buffalo…
- A burglar breaks into a house…
- One day, a girl brings home her boyfriend and tells her father she wants to marry him…
- TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND……
- Sex is great but have you ever gone camping in the winter with somebody special? You laid out under the bright unspoiled country stars in the middle of nowhere holding their hand, just kinda dreaming out loud about your future together, and they ain’t saying a word cause words would ruin it, they just keep squeezing that hand real tight and looking at you with those big sweet eyes and your phone goes off
- me: how can I impress your dad? …