je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
chores: I’ll do it later
replying to messages: I’ll do it later
sleep: I’ll do it later
life: I’ll do it later
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- I’m reading a book about anti-gravity…
- If a 747 can carry the space shuttle, then I call bullshit on overweight luggage fees
- Liam Neeson trained Batman, Obi Wan, and Darth Vader…
- Calvin: “Dad, are you vicariously living through me in the hope that my accomplishments will validate your mediocre life and in some way compensate for all of the opportunities you botched?”…
- Java is to JavaScript as Car is to Carpet
- Just read this crash report: “Eating my breakfast while typing one-handed