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What if they aren’t stars at all, but holes poked in the top of the container so that we can breathe?

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When an app or a service is described as “AI-powered” or “ML-based”, I read it as “unreliable, unpredictable, and impossible to reason about behavior”.
I try to avoid “AI” because I want computers to be the opposite: reliable, predictable, reasonable.

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When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on outings.

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When suicide is the only cause of death, we’ll know we’ve either completely succeeded or completely failed.

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When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.

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When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire.

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When you quit your job to start your own business, you just substitute depression for anxiety.

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Who says nothing is impossible? I’ve done nothing for the past few years.

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Who stumbles without falling makes a bigger step.

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Why be informed when you can use your own feelings as fact?

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