Sex with Linux:

$ date ; unzip ; strip ; touch ; grep ; finger ; mount ; fsck ; more ; yes ; umount ; sleep

• 🍆 Sex

SF movies / TV vs Reality

• SF: Our ship is shot full of holes, but we’ll limp on across the galaxy to finish our mission.
• Reality: A screw was poorly made, so we exploded on the launch pad.

So Apple hates boobs, AND farts? Why does anybody like that shitty company?

• 💭 Thoughts

“Software is the only business in which adding extra lanes to the Golden Gate bridge would be called maintenance”
(David Tilbrook)

• 👷 Engineer

Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia. I can’t sleep because I have an Internet connection.

• 💭 Thoughts

Sometimes I write a letter on paper with a pen then burn it laughing about how Google must be crying over information it will never index.

So the acronym for X Box One X is XBOX. I see what you did there.

So this SEO expert walks into a bar, grill, pub, public house, Irish bar, bartender, drinks, beer, wine, liquor

STOP making fun of different programming languages.
C is fast.
Java is popular.
Ruby is cool.
PHP.
Python is beautiful.
JavaScript is awesome.
Haskell is intriguing.