je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
Call a girl beautiful 1,000 times and she won’t think twice…
Call a girl fat once and she’ll always remember.
Because elephants never forget.
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- President Trump is walking out of the White House towards his limo, when a possible assassin steps forward and aims his gun…
- Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all the Jews had to convert to Catholicism or leave Italy…
- Obama smoked weed growing up, and now look where he is today…
- Me: “Squirting isn’t real, right? It’s just urine, right?”…
- My girlfriend asked me to name off all my sexual partners in order…
- Bill Gates and Elon Musk should team-up and make a medicine to treat erectile dysfunction: ElonGates