je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
Wife: Does this dress make me look fat?
Me: You promise not to get mad no matter what i say?
Wife: Yes
Me: I fucked your sister
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- A Jewish man decides his son isn’t religious enough, so pays for him to go visit Israel…
- When I was 5 years old, I got a coal from Santa…
- If someone calls you Fat, just ignore them…
- Did you know if you hold your ear up to a strangers leg, you can actually hear them say “what the fuck are you doing?
- An airplane was about to crash…
- Give a man a gun and he’ll rob a bank…