je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
“I love you lots snuggles” said my girlfriend
“And I love you tons” I replied.
“Wow fine, you don’t have a nickname for me?” she said angrily.
Sometimes I swear the fat cunt’s going deaf.
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
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- A man goes into a local bookstore and asks the young lady assistant…
- My girlfriends name is Wendy and I had it tattooed on my penis…