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Food (35 blagues)
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“I work with animals,” the guy says to his Tinder date.
“That’s so sweet,” she replies. “I like a man who loves animals. Where do you work?”
“I’m a butcher,” he says.
My Chinese waiter thinks all white people look alike and gave my food to the wrong customer.
Wait. Never mind. That wasn’t my waiter.
My god, I made my child dinner just last night, and now he’s asking for dinner again.
🔗Voir la blagueMy wife and I are sitting on the couch watching TV and I hear a text, realizing I left my phone in the kitchen, I get up, go to the kitchen to check it… and its a text from my wife: Please bring the chips on your way back
🔗Voir la blague“No GMO foods for MY family,” she said as she walked her pet wolf who’d been bred to have four inch long legs and respiratory problems.
🔗Voir la blagueSometimes I wonder how vegans survive off of what little they eat
Then I remember they feed off of attention.
The kids asked what was for dinner and I told them “Scraps”. They started crying. Spoiled brats, it’s really hard to get food at the moment thanks to the panic buying.
And it was a stupid name for a dog anyway.
The taste of their food and the face of their women made the British man the best sailors in the world.
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