je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
The kids asked what was for dinner and I told them “Scraps”. They started crying. Spoiled brats, it’s really hard to get food at the moment thanks to the panic buying.
And it was a stupid name for a dog anyway.
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- I think, I’m going to lose my drivers license and all just because of a stupid police officer…
- We were having sex the other night and to my surprise my wife started punching me in the face…
- Today, I shocked the hell out of the postman by opening the door completely naked…
- A sixth grade teacher asks her class how many were Trump fans…
- A man goes into a brothel…
- Bill Gates woke up in the morning and found that his Mexican housekeepers were gone…