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Three fellows are unceremoniously dumped into a cell at the notorious Lubyanka Prison.

As often happens, talk turns to why they were arrested.

The first prisoner says: “Comrades, I was arrested because I said that Ivan Semnykov was a traitor to the Revolution.”

The second prisoner can’t believe his ears. “But comrades,” he says, “I was arrested because I said that Ivan Semnykov was a hero of the Revolution!”

The third prisoner says nothing at first, but after repeated prodding by the first two prisoners, he says, glumly:

“I am Ivan Semnykov.”