😂 😯 😝

It’s bread day at the local Moscow bakery and of course there is a long, long line even before the bakery opens.

Finally, it’s time for the bakery to open, but a man wearing a KGB uniform steps out and says: “All Jews in the line should go home, there will be no bread for them.”

A couple of people leave the line.

An hour later, the bakery still hasn’t opened, but the KGB man steps out again and says; “Anyone in the line who isn’t a member of the Communist Party should go home, there will be no bread for them.”

Still more people leave the line.

About noon, the KGB man steps out again, and says; “All people who did not fight in the Great Patriotic War should go home, there will be no bread for them.”

The line is beginning to get quite thin by now.

At 3 pm, the KGB goon steps out again: “Everyone go home, there is no bread today.”

One fellow in the line mutters to another: “Fucking Jews: they always get the privileges!”