je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
Satan arrived to welcome a new damned soul to hell. “Congratulations!” he said. “You wasted your entire pitiful life!”
“Well,” the man replied, “at least I’m not a adult living in my father’s basement.”
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- I got called into a meeting with HR today
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- A journalist interviews a farmer…
- Three fellows are unceremoniously dumped into a cell at the notorious Lubyanka Prison…