je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
A man goes into a local bookstore and asks the young lady assistant,
“Do you have the new book out for men with small penises?”
She replies, “I’m not sure if it’s in yet.”
“That’s the one; I’ll take a copy…”
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- My wife got stung by a bee on the forehead…
- “I love you lots snuggles” said my girlfriend…
- Two nuns are walking down the street when they notice that a man is following them…
- Two Jewish guys are walking when one notices a sign on a Catholic church that says “Convert to Christianity, and we’ll give you $100…
- My girlfriends name is Wendy and I had it tattooed on my penis…
- A colon in a sentence can make a huge difference…