je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
My wife handed me two kayak paddles and asked, “Which one do you want?”
I said I’d take either/oar.
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- “I love you lots snuggles” said my girlfriend…
- After my wife died I couldn’t look at women for 20 years…
- Slutty girls are like Wal-Marts…
- My wife got stung by a bee on the forehead…
- Two Jewish guys are walking when one notices a sign on a Catholic church that says “Convert to Christianity, and we’ll give you $100…
- I live in Pripyat and I just finished watching the TV show Chernobyl…