je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,




I saw two men in matching outfits, I asked them if they were gay
They arrested me
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- A woman has to go to Italy for a conference, so her husband drives her to the airport…
- Scotsman, Englishman, and an Irishman walk into a bar…
- When I was a kid, my parents would always say “Excuse my French” after a swear word…
- I was passing by my son’s bedroom and was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up…
- I told my teenage niece to go get me a phone book…
- A guy walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him…