je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
cop: have you been drinking
me: no
cop: can you blow into this
me: is… that soup?
cop: it’s too hot
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- CANADIAN: Let’s watch a movie…
- [I get home to find a note on the refrigerator that says “I’m leaving and I’m taking the kids”]…
- INTERVIEWER: it says here on your resume that you’re good at small talk? …
- I struggle against the ropes binding me, catching the scent of gas…
- Pickup artists and garbage men should switch names
- I’ll bet the best part of being a scientist is constantly having your hard work and research questioned by people who spent every science class peeling glue from their hands