je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,
I told my teenage niece to go get me a phone book…
She laughed at me, and said “Oh uncle J you’re so old. Just use my phone.”
So I slammed her phone against the wall to kill a spider.
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? …
- I saw two men in matching outfits, I asked them if they were gay…
- Scotsman, Englishman, and an Irishman walk into a bar…
- A guy walks into a bar and asks for a beer…
- A guy walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him…
- Two hardcore Trump supporters die and ascend to heaven…