je suis venu, j'ai cliqué,




I asked my girlfriend to describe me in 5 words.
She said I’m mature, I’m moral, I’m pure, I’m polite and I’m perfect!
Then she added that I also had a fundamental lack of understanding about apostrophes and spaces…
Blague courte 👇
Plus de blagues 👇
- Just spent $300 on a limousine and discovered that the fee doesn’t include a driver…
- A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work…
- My wife walked in on me while I was watching porn…
- My girlfriend said, “You act like a detective too much…
- I had the best Dad moment last night…
- What’s the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital? …